He just was tested positive for Covid. Get well soon

Didn't feel like a comedy piece. Interesting monologue though and I'm okay with that.

Pure gold. We missed chappelle so much

Chapelle for Cabinet secretary of race relations

Dave is super funny, but kinda borderline racist. The Crackhead joke was funny as fuck thou.

Man, it's like this was a prophecy he spoke of just before the Capitol riots. It's like he called it before it happened and if this was a dice game, I think he just rolled a SE7EN!!!!!

Congrats all entertainers and artists. You just cancelled the ONLY President who will protect your copyright materials. Dave, he would've helped you get back your lost millions from corporate corruption. So sad the damn Left thinks he's a racist. He helped reduced everyone's taxes, to put more money in our pockets, rather than the damn corrupted Politicians & government. Racism will always exist b/c you keep bringing it up. Which color believes they are the most racist out of all colors? Studies have been shown Black Americans. Surprised? And why is that? Follow this link to another perspective of being Black in America. grglo.info/project/yozcbaSylLmLqJs/b-nteo

It was great, he told the truth.

Arrogant, and condescending-through and through. He CLEARLY doesn't understand the other side of the political divide.

You too much!!! Your humor is too smart Dave!!!!! I love it!!

I just hate that feeling 💯💪🏼🔥

Best SNL monologue ever hands down!

Goat! I've watched 3 times & laughed out loud each. Tq, DC

Not the funniest from Dave :/

Does he know Joe Biden's accomplishments? Because if you look at his political history all the bullet points will clearly indicate his racist ideations, he showed his true colors in the death throes of broad systemic racist oppression during the 70's and was even one of the politician's responsible for the 'stop-and-frisk bill's induction. FACT CHECK ME. Donald Trump was loud and dumb and scandalous, Joe Biden will be oppressive and cutthroat, just you wait. Dave Chappelle is like that friend in high school that was always "fight the system" and now is all "support the system"... however I loved what he said at the end and we should all take that to heart.

♥️

5:16 this one got me!!

Not just not just white folks now these mean black's alsoand it's not all white and it's not all black but you know what I'm talking about I know you do

This man be speaking some truth!

DC for president

You wear your mask at the clan rally, wear it to Wal-Mart too lol

Let em know! The guy from television is about the grocery store.

You know when he light that cigarette he's about to lay on some 🔥 shit.

The only person who can smoke in a non smoking building.

See a True comedian makes fun or jokes on Everybody.

this has to be the longest SNL monologue in history and also the best ever

Chappelle's right, at least we broke our like ten year streak of having a mass shooting every month. Mass pandemics usually have a positive effect on the survivors in the long-term. Maybe it'll make the young kids who commit these shootings more empathetic.

Bill burr was actually funny..this was not

Been watching Dave for years and love his stuff mostly. First time I had to force myself to watch his whole set.

The Spanish, Portuguese, and English brought the slaves to US, 150 years later America was formed. Therefore we did not bring them here, Lincoln set them free. If black people have a bone to pick they should go to the source. The Spanish, Portuguese, and English. PS we whites all have the black jean in us. God doesn't see any color. Just saying

You have my permission to use Trump last podium speech and his arm raised with a Black fist with out saying Fight The Power!

Omfg🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

He can't do real jokes... he doesn't have the iq. :( always race, poop, pee, ...lol oh well maybe next time dave

He should be poet laureate. Dave is a human treasure

I wish I could be friends with him. I could listen to him talk about literally anything all day long

Why about lame zombie biden. Make fun if the dems and republicans the same. They both are corporate elites

He basically agreed to what i was telling everybody...he had the fucking cure

Dave Chappelle, Bill Burr, and Ronny Chieng are currently my top 3 (in no particular order) favorite comedians. Chappelle always makes me ponder after the laughs.

i see you ass what i see you

I’ve watched this at least four times already, it never gets old! Dave’s the goat!

Man Netflix needs to buy the rights to the Chappelle Show for Dave so he can have his show back and make new episodes.

Dude's classy af

When you can insult a group of people who are use to being the group who insult others

Am I the only one who was creeped out by the musicians' stares the whole time?

VAMPULA HUNTER

Πριν 2 ημέρες

Michael Meyers vibe

money mann

Πριν 2 ημέρες

Idk but it would definitely send me into a bad trip

How he imitated how white folks was dancing in the clubs back in the day oh my Lord 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭

*The greatest comedian of all time*

Monologue on how whites should be subject to blacks. Putting down women. If the left is so against this, why not cancel chapelle?

Dave you are my favorite comedian. Please stop smoking. Everytime I listen to you... you cough more and your voice sounds more concerning. Yes I am a physician, just tone it back man.

Speaks the truth! #GOAT

3rd time watching this 😍

brilliant

Funny racist

Ive never been disappointed in dave until now

8:00. Contradict yourself much? Dave os so doing the bidding of the dems

The West

Πριν 4 ημέρες

Dave is funny and is a professional comedian. Not the president of the greatest country on the planet. Different standards.

Kungflu 😂

I appreciate Dave still doing stand up .. 💯💯💯

Bruh this is the word!

I lost my job during the pandemic. I created the created this channel believing for myself and the world. 🌍

I love Dave! You are one of the greatest! I love that you didn’t give into Hollywood and kept your morals. Much respect!

This seems like a year ago...

Why can't we have this guy and people like him be presidents ? Is that so much to ask for human race ? Damn we need a solid millenia if not more before we start seeing some real progress in our kind seems like.. Thank you mr. Chapelle for this pure masterpiece of a monologue! Respect from Greece!

I watch this way too much 🤣

Truth in comedy 🤣 😆 taken at heart !

My favorite sketch on SNL

one of my favorite monologues ever

Meh...

all facts!!!!!

Elijah Spraggins

Πριν 6 ημέρες

I approve of this message lol

14:30 - 16:14 that was genuinely one of the wisest speeches I’ve ever heard. More people need to hear this.

GOAT

I can listen to Chappelle for hours!

Dave ur the fucking best 14 years and u ain’t miss a best

OshunLaDiaspora

Πριν 3 ημέρες

@Hagi Ali-baba We took the n word and made it something positive for US. We took a bad situation and made it positive. Isn't that what white people always want us to do? Forget the bad and move forward to better things? We took a word made to degrade/dehumanize us and now when I say "Wassup, my nigga" to my fellow black peers, it comes off as a word of endearment between us. Not hate.

Hagi Ali-baba

Πριν 4 ημέρες

You American Blacks want equality but you go around calling each other N-word all the time. I don't understand it.

The purpose of art is to show life from a point of view. This guy is the epitome of what an artist is meant to be. The most wretched truths can be heard when we are laughing. People like Chappelle are what the world needs if we are going to move through the divisiveness and incessant vitriol. Can't wait to see the shows from this Summer.

Angel

Πριν 7 ημέρες

@Tim HeathLeu No matter what you think of Trump he was our last chance to keep America the way America was always supposed to be. Why do you think the media went all out to destroy him all these years? And now Silicon Valley joined in and put the nail in the coffin. Trump sadly is done and now even the banks are dumping him. Can you imagine a bank not doing business with you because of a riot that they have no proof of was your fault?

Tim HeathLeu

Πριν 7 ημέρες

@Angel I saw it and heard it the way I think he intended. He didn’t blame Trump for Caines death. He pointed out the audacity (to use your word) that Trump’s mask rip on the stairs was in poor taste. It was also indicative (in the way he threaded the piece) of the disparity of service given to blacks and whites in this country because of our original sin. Yes, Herman Caine could of afforded any health care he wanted. It was artistic license to make the broader point...this Summers uprising isn’t going to die on his watch the way the uprisings in the late 60s did. Acknowledgment of the divide by white people enlarge is the first major step towards true equality. I’ve met Trump on a few occasions. My father was a huge fan of his, so I became one. That said, he was never cut out to lead more than a few people. He’s not a messiah. He’s a dude who was the product of abuse at the hands of his narcissistic dad Who became worse. The key traits of a narcissist are: Not being able to acknowledge when they fucked up Keep everyone around you afraid to criticize you Blame others passionately for what you do We all love someone who can say fuck off to the power base. But when that’s all they have in their arsenal, they’re assholes. Dave Chappell, in my eyes is the antithesis of an asshole. He thoughtfully tells the power base to ‘fuck off’ and then artfully, tells them they are welcome in his world. If we’re triggered by something, it’s not the person who triggered us that’s responsible. It’s us. We’re all the problem on the world. Not Trump, Chappell, Etc. It’s our own lack of governance over our emotional ecosystems.

Angel

Πριν 7 ημέρες

@Tim HeathLeu He had the audacity to blame Trump for Herman Cain's death and then viciously made it about race. How can you not see that?

Tim HeathLeu

Πριν 7 ημέρες

@Angel This is the first time I'm hearing this sentiment from a black or white person. Have you felt inclined to hate black or white people after listening or watching any of his material? If anything, he's drawing attention to his VERY clear and levels deep POV and understanding of human nature. For me and the myriad white and black people I know, he's a breath of fresh air. A chance to let the pressure out of this shaken can of soda we call a country...without blowing up. If you agree to disagree to this, you're not doing the work. Get me before you throw your hands up.

Angel

Πριν 7 ημέρες

Move through divisiveness?? Dave is literally dividing us by pitting blacks against whites.

I may have just been really tired when I first saw this but damn it was profound

Angel

Πριν 7 ημέρες

You call pitting blacks against whites profound??

It's just too bad he's a yeknom

I need to get on this show, I'm working my way to it. I reenacted one of Dave's skits on SNL lol grglo.info/project/13yzhmbGfbp3aJE/b-nteo

The tiny multi-hop serendipitously apologise because moustache rarely tame by a snotty throne. internal, ambiguous buffer

Dave is the GOAT fighting for his meal. Fuck Comedy Central.

Angel

Πριν 7 ημέρες

He's not the goat anymore, he's so woke now it's disgusting and heartbreaking.

had me welling up at the end GOAT

Angel

Πριν 7 ημέρες

He's not the goat anymore, he's so woke now it's disgusting and heartbreaking.

Notice the captions do not say the same as what he's conveying.

LMAO @ "Come get your nigga lessons"

THAT'S YOUR LEADER. For four years. That’s your leader. What kind of man does that? WHAT KIND OF MAN MAKES SURE HE’S OKAY WHILE HIS FRIENDS FIGHT FOR THEIR LIVES AND DIE? A White man.

Roberto Clemente

Πριν 5 ημέρες

@Angel It's true. I have been vanquished by the better "argument." What was your argument again? Donald Trump encouraged a crowd of Antifa pretending to be right-wing nuts to attack the Capitol, they did, and he didn't call Pence to check he was ok? Actually that STILL matches what Chappelle is saying about Trump-- that he makes sure he's ok while his friends fight for their lives. Even with your conspiracy theory this assessment of Trump's character is inarguable.

Angel

Πριν 5 ημέρες

@Roberto Clemente Lol you're just mad because you lost the argument. Keep believing everything the news and social media tells you and you'll be alright. Damn I envy your innocence!

Roberto Clemente

Πριν 5 ημέρες

@Angel Wow. How sneaky! Even more sinister, they got him to give them a speech first encouraging the whole thing! Will the commies never stop? Wait, have you considered that Trump might be in on it too? Maybe HE is the Antifa!! Whooaa... blew my own mind.

Angel

Πριν 6 ημέρες

@Roberto Clemente You better get them eggs ready lol. "Antifa" did that so they could have an excuse to impeach Trump a second time. If impeached he would lose his pension, lose his secret service protection, and more importantly he will lose his ability to rerun again in 2024.

Roberto Clemente

Πριν 6 ημέρες

@Angel Here we are, two boricuas trying to save each other. I hope this is the last time I ever have to type this: "Antifa" stands for "anti-fascist." The United States is and was anti-fascist, being the victor in World War II-- over the Nazis. "Antifa" is not a movement. It's a political orientation. I am antifa. You are too-- probably? Do you like Nazis? Also, why would a leftist group dress up as deranged Trump supporters to overthrow an election they just won? If you can explain that to me, I'll send you a piece of flan in the mail.

Dave you're moving into old age. I didn't laugh one story in this presentation.

Angel

Πριν 7 ημέρες

It was nothing but mainstream propaganda disguised as "comedy"

“He called the coronavirus the Kung Flu I said u racist, hilarious s.o.b, I’AM supposed to say that not you it’s racist wen u say it”. 😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀

“You wore masks at the clan rally, wear it at Walmart too!” 😂😂😂😂😂✊🏿💪🏾💯

What time is the wage joke?

Snausages

Πριν 5 ημέρες

9:00

Stupid farmers Dave trying to save ur little sad town & ur jealous asses can't take it I'm done with yall

“Wear your Klan mask to the store so we can all feel safe.” ...The ingenuity and irony behind that joke is incredibly genius!

Chasing a Murderer

Πριν 2 ημέρες

Really and how many kkk ppl have you seen?

more dave being racist and acting like a victim

Jesus saves 🙌 🙏 thank you brother I miss heard and you know it's no way in hell that I am white and I hear you and see you in ways I can't understand there motions and mannerisms luv you always I think you know that tho ❤ 💙 ♥ 💜 💖 💕 ❤ 💙

Dave Chappelle, take a hint & tell you're Kids to Go The Fuck to Sleep ..Try to put some base in you're voice. That's all it takes..

Come get these ##### lessons!!!!

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 what kind of person only smashes with other farmers!?!? I'm dying!

Saturday Night Live I hope has brought back David Chappelle for a live commentary monologue opening introduction to 2021 after this radical White Insurrection attempt it would be a stork fitting monumental I got you a moment and I Told You So moment all rolled into one please I hope somebody is working on something really good and I'm certain there is going to be a skit with the bear shirt or the shirtless Buffalo horns radical attempting to take over the government depicted from photo shots and video earlier this week

Im having brandons baby in 5744 days 7 hours & 33 min.

What an outro😎😎😎

Peace, love, Chappelle ✌️💙

Audience reaction Slave joke: 🤣 Wage Gap Joke: 😡

“But here’s the difference between me and you. You guys HATE each other for that. And I. Don’t HATE. Anybody. ... I just HATE that feeling.” This man is an absolute treasure ❤️

Who give a fuck what chris rock has to say at a time like this lol I dont wanna laugh but maybe it's best meds for a time like this.. trump sending them to OUR Capitol to over turn the people's votes, it's kinda like do what say our else. That's not my leader, is he yours?

12:58 - the vice presidential and the members of congress figured this one out.